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audrey hepburn

Hmph.

Dude, I'm an adult, and I'm pretty sure that means I can eat NOTHING but Lays Baked Doritos today if I want.


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I know! Isn't it fabulous?
Indeed you can. Although nothing says three square (er, cylindrical) meals like cans of Pringles.
It's true. It's in the bylaws (Section 404, Subsection C, clause 42 "Pertaining to Lays Baked Doritos...").

However it also states that you may NOT eat only Fruit Loops unless one of the meals you are in fuzzy slippers.
Ha! I can't eat Froot Loops unless I pick out the blue ones. I don't eat blue.
More blueberry pie for me then. Huzzah!
I raise my soup spoonful of cookie dough and salute!
Happy birthday!
audrey hepburn

August 2008

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